Friday joy

“Don’t trust what you see, even salt looks like sugar.”

I want a big butt, a flat stomach and a tiny waist. SOMEBODY HELP ME

“One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.”

“5 things to do before you get out of bed;
1. express gratitude
2. set your intentions for the day
3. take five long deep breaths in & out 
4. smile for no reason just flex the muscle
5. forgive yourself for yesterdays mistakes”

“If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it.”